So, I guess this means you should never let a unicorn offer to be a designated driver after you take a night out on the town. Apparently, they are not very good behind the wheel.
But it's never good to stereotype an entire species like that. Perhaps it just forgot to bring along its rainbow. Everyone knows that unicorns just aren't themselves without their rainbow.
And, in other news Apple Computers has recently announced a new iProduct. I think it's really going to revolutionize the way we all look at the world.
Thanks to Steve for bringing this new technological marvel to my attention.