And because those of you "in the know" already know who everyone is, while those of you not, you know, "in the know," don't really care, I will, I have decided, in addition, you may note, to using an obscene amount of commas, all properly placed, according to Microsoft Word, version 2007, I might add, not add, beneath, above, or otherwise, any commentary about them. Impressed much? I am.
Ahem, anyway...

















